The pseudonym for Colton S, a twenty-something gay man in Brantford, Ontario, exposing the reality of the world around him, making some cringe, others laugh and occasionally some tear-jerking moments of vitriolic bitchiness. What do you expect when you're stuck in a town with no gay bar?

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

In the morning? I usually get home and either head to bed, watch some tv, or play some vidya games

What would you like to know?