The pseudonym for Colton S, a twenty-something gay man in Brantford, Ontario, exposing the reality of the world around him, making some cringe, others laugh and occasionally some tear-jerking moments of vitriolic bitchiness. What do you expect when you're stuck in a town with no gay bar?

Are you more like mom or dad? Why?

Oh shit… Well I’m patient, kind and understanding like my dad. But my mom and I are both pretty bat shit crazy.

She just makes the headlines about it…

What would you like to know?